We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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