You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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