what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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