If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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