flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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