How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
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I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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