susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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