it wasn't lemon gatorade
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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