Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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