summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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