all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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