im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
