At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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