And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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