And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
sex in a hospital.. check
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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