At least make sure they are 18
Why
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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