dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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