'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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