It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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