piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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