I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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