What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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