Your mouth is God's brothel.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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