Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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