When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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