the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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