when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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