god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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