pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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