I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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