3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Farmville is her only friend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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