all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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