I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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