Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
