shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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