I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Boobs speak an international language.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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