Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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