Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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