I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I love having hate sex.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
we should paint friendship bongs
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