yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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