Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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