I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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