i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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