is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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