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(313): View more from Michigan

They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.

(313): View more from Michigan

Something like a penis light saber.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.

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(512): View more from Texas

You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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(352): View more from Florida

Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.

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(905): View more from Ontario

oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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(757): View more from Virginia

yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.

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(646): View more from New York

Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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(516): View more from New York

I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die

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