I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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