Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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