My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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