so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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