Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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