ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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Everclear isn't food dammit
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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