He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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