what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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